Post by Nirvana on Jun 13, 2017 23:45:02 GMT -8
WEDNESDAY JUNE 14th 2017
"CPW! CPW! CPW!"
The fans are going wild at the midway today as Carny Pro Wrestling hits the air! Our hosts, JC and RW are quick to break down the nights events, including the return of Sombra and the crowning of our first Triad champion. Of course, they're also quick to note that soon we will see Mya Denton-King and her best friend go to war with Mya's step-sons.
Definitely not a show you want to miss but then again you're already here! The camera cuts to the midway where various CPW roster members are enjoying the sights. Then, back to ringside where a fireworks display starts the night's events!
-A FAMILY DIVIDED-
MYA DENTON-KING AND LILITH EVANS VS STYX, INCOGNITO, AND JUNIOR
HANDICAPPPED MATCH
MYA DENTON-KING AND LILITH EVANS VS STYX, INCOGNITO, AND JUNIOR
HANDICAPPPED MATCH
Mya and Lilith start the match fierce. Mya manages to hit Styx with her cattle prod early on, pretty much taking him out for most of the match. Both girls are quickly disarmed, however, and forced to fight with their bare fists. They do well, exchanging blows and even managing to unmask Incognito at one point, although his true face is never shown. At one point Mya manages a Cra Cra on Junior, but cannot capitalize due to Incognito reappearing and taking her out.
Eventually Styx is back in the match and after fifteen minutes of bloody brawling, with Lilith and Incognito taking most of the abuse. Styx gets his hands on Mya's cattle prod and proceeds to prod both with zero regard for their safety or well being. Both go down in quivering messes as Styx puts a foot over Mya for the three.
-WINNER: STYX, INCOGNITO, AND JUNIOR-
-AFTER THE MATCH-
After the match Mya's step-sons are extremely unhappy. Even though they won they match, they were subjected to humiliations at the hands of Mya and Lilith. Styx produces two sets of handcuffs and proceeds to shock both again before cuffing them. Incognito raises Mya onto his shoulders and drops her with a Gorilla Press, he then does the same to Lilith. Then, Styx shocks both again. Once they are broken, to the point of excess, Styx bends over both.
Styx gropes both women, creepy ass bastard that he is, and then bends down to lick both of their faces in turn. However, this does not spare them his anger and he shocks Lilith one more time for good measure, then grabs her crotch like Donald Trump. Styx then tears away Mya and Lilth's shirts with his bare hands, revealing their bras. Neither girl can fight, as both are pretty much knocked out at this point. He follows this up with the rest of their clothing until both are nearly nude in the ring and bloody, possibly smoking from being proded so many times as well. By this time Carny security has shown up but Styx takes them out with Mya's cattle prod.
After this Junior picks up Lilith and Styx picks up Mya. They set the girls up at opposite ring posts and proceed to force the girls to make out with them. After a moment Incognito watches the ramp. Finally, their anger sated and Mya and Lilith's humiliation complete, the boys hoist the girls upon their shoulders and make way for the midway. God only knows what'll happen next week.
-MEANWHILE-
We hear the sounds of a man struggling. As the scene fades in we find ourselves in a circus tent where a television set has been placed. Apparently this tent is being used as a makeshift locker room. Upon the television set we can see Mya and Lilith being carried off in the direction of the funhouse. All the while we still hear the noises of a man struggling to help.
Tiger Mask Red: "LET ME UP! YOU CAN'T LET THEM DO THIS!!!"
The camera pans down to reveal Tiger Mask Red, held to the ground by Reptilian and Jack Talbot. He struggles, red in the face from what we can see. The masked man is losing his mind, his eyes fixed upon the scene before him. Every so often it looks as though TMR might escape, but his allies hold him down. They know it's not a winning battle.
Tiger Mask Red: "I CAN'T WATCH THIS! LET ME GO! I NEED TO HELP!"
His partners continue holding him down. Eventually he buries his head in the dirt floor of the tent, tears dripping from his eyes onto the dirt.
Tiger Mask Red: "Please..."
The tears continue to flow. Reptilian turns his head to the telvision and shakes his head. Even though they are his brothers, Mya was never a part of this war. Soon, brother will face brother.
-VIVA LUCHA-
TORO ROJO VS EL TEMERARIO
SINGLES MATCH
Toro wastes no time in putting his brass knuckles to use against El Temerario. The first two minutes of the match, Temerario eats various brass knucked punches into the body. Temerario manages a small amount of offense towards the end of the two minutes, hitting a Mexican Arm-Drag on Toro which causes Toro to drop his knuckles. Then Temerario hits a traigle arm drag followed by a tornado DDT. Temerario goes for a pin. Kick out. The two kip up and stare down to the delight of the carny fans. Toro Rojo back on the offense with stiff punches followed up by a Corkscrew Plancha.
The action continues for a good dozen minutes with neither willing to budge an inch. The Carny Pro Wrestling fans stand in awe of the skill of the two lucha icons, even giving them standing ovations. At one point Temerario hits a moonsault, which Toro rolls from under. He then manages to hit his own moonsault. After that it's all Rojo, with Rojo displaying his superior brawling skills to Temerario. Again, though, Toro goes back to classic lucha when he hits a Tilt-a-wirl backbreaker.
Eventually the action starts to wind down. Both men are exhausted, but the Carny Fans are satisfied. Toro nods to Temerario and the two lock up for the last time. Temerario shoots Toro Rojo into the ropes and comes back with a devestating Tornado DDT. All it takes is one more Moonsault for Temerario to secure the three. Toro Rojo kicks out a second too late, but is gracious in defeat. The two shake hands but Toro Rolo walks away swearing he will one day defeat El Temerario.
-WINNER: EL TEMERARIO-
-SEGMENT-
We cut to a dark area between two food carts. Styx is standing with Calvin Lumas. Calvin looks absolutely at home among the carnies. The two seem to be having a pretty deep conversation and Calvin, creep that he is, can't keep that wicked grin off of his face. Styx pauses, glances around the corner of the food cart, and then continues speaking.
Styx: "The Cartel sent us, Calvin? Why do you think we do the things we do?"
Calvin: "I'm not questioning you. I just think you were a little too rough on my sweet, sweet Lilith."
Styx: "Don't worry. The Cartel has been influencing The Powers that Be for weeks. That's why we invited Mya and Lilith here."
Calvin: "And what of the mask?"
Styx: "Oh yes, the mask... I assume you know what it is?"
Calvin pauses to rub his chin and nods.
Calvin: "I do, I was searching for it for years. It's strange that it was right under our noses this entire time."
Styx: "Yes, the Cartel liberated it from the Temple of Lucha a year ago. My mask was there as well. The two are twins, you see? Nirvana didn't know that his precious Temple of Lucha was defiled by the Mexican Cartel. Now we move to stage two of our plans."
Calvin: "And those plans are?"
Styx: "I need you to offload product to the carnies around here. After you're done go see Gus the Bust and he'll pay you. Whatever you do, don't open the packages."
Calvin: "And if I do this for you, you will give me Lilith?"
Styx: "Eventually, after Mya accepts her fate and wears the cursed mask."
Calvin: "Fine. I'll peddle your drugs. Just remember your end of the bargain."
Styx: "Don't worry. The girls are fine. We're holding them in the funhouse. Now, move quickly."
Calvin leaves the area after a quick looks to the left and right. Styx stays in the darkness and produces a mask from his jacket pocket. It is a silver butterfly mask, etched with ancient Mayan letters. Indeed, as we look at it the mask would seem to produce it's own wicked light. Styx looks at the mask a moment and then places it back in his coat. Styx finally begins to leave the scene. Before he does, however, we catch a glimpse of Tiger Mask Red, hiding behind the food cart.
Tiger Mask Red: "The funhouse? Hm. I need to call in some help..."
-RINGSIDE-
Ringside the fans are treated to one hell of a sight. TPK has arrived on the back of a donkey. Yes folks, I can't make this up. The back of a donkey. The fans pet the donkey as TPK makes the rounds around the ring. Finally he stops, ties the donkey to the ring barrier and enters the ring,
-THE CARNIES UNITE-
JACK TILLMAN AND THE PSYCHO KID VS ROT GUT AND ALFIE TENNER
CPW TAG CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFIER
JACK TILLMAN AND THE PSYCHO KID VS ROT GUT AND ALFIE TENNER
CPW TAG CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFIER
This match is a complete miss match of styles. Jack is confident in his wrestling skills, as is TPK, but Rot Gut and Alfie Turner are complete carnies and go to the throat with tactics such as weapons, biting and lowblows. It's not pretty. For every wrestling move Tillman manages, he's met with just as dangerous a blow from a weapon, such as glass bottle Alfie has been using on both. Eventually however, TPK and Tillman realize they need to work together. The two isolate Rot Gut and manage to to take him to the canvas after a series of tag team moves, culminating in an assisted powerbomb.
Alfie is next but he's not going down without a fight. He takes Tillman out with a bottle to the head, busting the wrestler open and staining the canvas with Tillman's blood. TPK sees this and realizes, at least for now, he's on his own. TPK and Alfie go to war like two brawlers. TPK uses his fist, Alfie his bottle. At a certain point TPK loses it. Pain no longer matters to him. He fights through it all and siarms Alfie, taking him to the mat with a a Gutwrench Powerbomb!
Eventually all four men are up. There's not much wrestling as this point. There's a four way brawl. After a good four minutes, followed by TPK pushing Tillman away, its obvious this team won't last. It doesn't take long for Alfie and Rot Gut to come together, rolling up both men for a double three count.
-WINNERS: ROT GUT AND ALFIE TENNER-
-AFTER THE
MATCH
-After the match Rot Gut and Alfie leave the ring after a brief celebration with the carnies at ringside. This leaves TPK and Tillman alone in the ring. The two stare each other down, as if they might start fighting, but Tillman raises up a hand and grabs a ringside microphone. TPK just watches with clenched fists, ready to pounce at any moment.
Tillman: Look, TPK... We didn't win tonight but I saw something in you. I didn't see a man I could team with. No, I saw a man I want to FIGHT. I see a man I feel as though I am destined to do battle with. But.. I don't march into battle alone.
Tillman points to the crowd where a man stands up. The crowd begins to murmur but when they realize it's Mitsuo Shimada they start to go wild!
Tillman: That's my partner. Mitsuo Shimada! So, TPK, my new rival, I have a challenge for you! In two weeks, I challenge you to a tag team match with a partner of your choosing!
The crowd goes wild, eager to see Tillman and TPK mix it up. TPK nods and Tillman goes for a handshake. TPK takes his handshake but pulls him in close to talk trash straight to Tillman's face. Tillman laughs it off and leaves the ring. This leaves TPK in the ring. Surprising, the fans give him a standing ovation as he leaves ringside.
-RETRIBUTION-
REPTILIAN AND TIGER MASK RED VS REDD THUNDER AND HAMMERSTEIN
CPW TAG CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFIER
REPTILIAN AND TIGER MASK RED VS REDD THUNDER AND HAMMERSTEIN
CPW TAG CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFIER
Reptilian and Tiger Mask Red work as a perfect unit. Hammerstien and Redd Thunder, not so much. Luckily, Hammerstein and Redd Thunder have a clear size advantage which they are quick to use. Both are able to hit twin power moves on their opponents. As CPW tag matches have no rules, all four men are in the ring the entire time show casing their moves. At first it's back and forth, until Redd Thunder manages a huge powerbomb on Reptilian. This gets the attention of TMR who is quickly speared to the mat by his brother in law, Hammerstein.
With their opponents down, Hammerstien goes for a diving headbutt from the top rope. This is a mistake. Both of his opponents manage to kip up and knock Hammerstien out of the air. Redd Thunder can do little more than watch as his partner is taken down. In his anger he approaches the two, delivering headbutts to both. The next five minutes Redd Thunder displays his anger and his suplexes both back and forth. Eventually he must stop to catch his breath and when he does, Tiger Mask Red catch Redd Thunder with a black mist to the face.
After that Hammer is up but suffers the same fate. Reptilian hits the top rope and comes with a leg drop on Hammer. All four are up but Hammer and Redd look worse for wear. Two more minutes of brawling. Hammer is red in the face and bleeding above the left eye. Redd Thunder is taking care of Reptilian. Hammer to a knee. TMR hits his finisher, The BOYAME on Hammer for the pin! Redd Thunder is a second too late to break up the pin and eats a lowblow from Reptilian after the pinfall.
-WINNERS: REPTILIAN AND TIGER MASK RED-
-AFTER THE MATCH-
-AFTER THE MATCH-
After the match, Reptilian and Tiger Mask Red continue their assault. Tiger Mask Red seems intent on taking his anger out on Hammerstien. Of course, Tiger Mask already lost his mind earlier when he was forced to watch Mya abused and destroyed hy her step-sons. Now the masked man is truly insane, truly ready to destroy another man. And it goes on like this, this vicious attack, until suddenly a man with a mohawk and tattoos jumps into the ring from ringside. The mohawked man goes after Reptilian, tossing him out of the ring. TMR thinks better of fighting and leaves the ring.
TMR slaps his cheeks to try to regain his composure and remembers Styx's words earlier in the night. Refocused, he hands his head and leaves ringside.
Hammerstein: "Bro!"
Hammer slaps hands with the Mowhawked man while Thunder stands.
Wasabi: "Bro!"
Hammerstein: "Ladies and gentlemen, my tag team partner, Wasabi! We're here to take out bad guys, villains and nasty people in general!"
Wasabi: "And tonight we're sick and tired of all this chaos! So we're taking on all comers! Any of you villains, you nasty pieces of garbage, wanna step in this ring and fight?"
Hammerstein: "You know where to find us!"
Wasabi and Hammer turn around and begin to help Thunder to the back. Thunder, once standing, bows for the fans who give him applause. He holds his groin area and follows the two bros towards the midway.
-VIDEO PACKAGE-
"Only I can tell you the legend of Hijo De Sombra."
We open to darkness and a voiceover. It's the voice of Nirvana, speaking to us. The scene begins to clear and we see Hijo De Sombra standing atop a skyscraper. Upon his shoulder is a golden championship belt. Upon this belt as three letters. SFT.
"One he was a legend. He was a man that had everything. A family, a legacy and a future. But then the turmoil happened. He became as his father, a shadow unto the world. Upon his shoulder he carries a forgotten championship, coveted by Gus The Bust, defacto GM of Carny Pro."
Sombra takes a deep breath and turns towards the camera. He looks like a ghost, shows no emotion and is seemingly not of this world.
"But let those who wish to take it come. For he is a legend, like his father, and he will fight forever!"
-BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE-
HIJO DE SOMBRA VS CALVIN LUMAS VS RYU AKA
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
HIJO DE SOMBRA VS CALVIN LUMAS VS RYU AKA
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
Before the match starts a group of clowns come from the midway towards the ring. Leading the crew is Gus the Bust, the defacto authority figure of CPW. He motions for the group to surround the ring. Calvin drops to his knees, laughing at the site, while the other two get ready to defend themselves. Eventually it becomes obvious they're coming after the SFT Championship around Sombra's waist. Calvin drags himself to the corner and watches as Sombra and Ryu go to war with Gus's army of clowns.
And it is a furious battle. Clowns go down one after the other until a few dozen clowns are littering ringside. In the confusion Calvin managed to grab a steelchair. He goes to attack Ryu Aka but he's stopped by the other half of Ryu Bai, Ryu Ao, who was ringside for this whole ordeal! The Team of Ryu Bai eject Calvin from the ring as Hijo taunts Gus the Bust with his SFT World Championship.
Gus turns to leave, the match ruined, and utters one sentence. "I want that belt!"
-WINNER: NONE-
-SEGMENT-
After the match Sombra thanks Ryu Bai for their help. The three decide to make their way down the midway together to protect one another. All the while Calvin is slowly sliding into the crowd of Carny Pro fans to avoid the three. He watches as they leave, a wicked grin on his face. By now Gus has left, but his army of dead clowns remains. After a while a crew of officials arrives to clean up the carnage and we take a short intermission!
-FROM HOUSTON WITH LOVE-
ZOE CHAOS VS HOLLY HAMMERSTEIN
SINGLES MATCH
ZOE CHAOS VS HOLLY HAMMERSTEIN
SINGLES MATCH
Before the match begins Holly attempts to shake hands with former world champion Zoe Chaos. Zoe shakes her head and tells Holly she has to earn her respect. The two circle each other and the match begins with Zoe keeping the pace slow. Holly manages to keep up and quickens the pace, managing to hit a series of arm drags before Zoe takes her to the mat with a still tackle. Once on the ground Holly is subjected to various punches and elbows, but she holds her own and quickly overpowers Zoe. Once to her feet she goes back on offense. Holly manages three minutes of offense before Zoe fires back with a spinning kick to Holly's chin.
Holly bounches back with a tilt a whirl headscissors. Zoe goes down. Holly mounts Zoe and locks in a triangle choke out of nowhere. Zoe fights the hold for about sixty seconds as the fans in attendance cheer her on. Eventually she breaks the hold and both women are up. Holly gives Zoe a crotch chop and closes in. More brawling, punches thrown left and right. Zoe has a bruise opened up on her cheek. Holly goes down eventually and is hit with a stiff knee to the jaw. Zoe pins Holly for a two count.
The two are up again. They begin to lock up and exchange various suplexes and moves. Zoe seems to be the more skilled wrestler, being a former world champion, and eventually outclasses Holly after a series of German Suplexs. Holly is slow to her feet. Wobbly, she makes the mistake of rushing Zoe to end the match quick. It doesn't take long for Holly to realize her mistake when she's hit with a Shattered Mafia kick followed up by Ball of Chaos which causes Holly to tap.
-WINNER: ZOE CHAOS-
-SEGMENT-
After the match Holly turns to leave the ring but Zoe stops her. The two look into each others eyes for a moment, reading each other as the tension builds. Zoe narrows her eyes and for a moment it looks as though the two might go to war again. Just as the tension reaches it's height, Zoe suddenly flashes a smile and offers a hand to Holly. Holly looks towards the fans who encourage her to take Zoe's hand.
And she does! Zoe shakes Holly's hand. Tonight Holly may not have earned a victory but she did earn something far more important. The respect of a former world champion. Zoe raises Holly's hand. The crowd cheers. Of course, all is not well. For as the two celebrate, Tiger Mask Red comes from the midway. He slides into the ring and says a few words to Zoe. Zoe nods, having already seen what happened to Mya and Lilith earlier in the day. The three leave, clearly going to make plans about how to rescue Mya and Lilith from the Mexican Cartel.
-MAIN EVENT-
FINCH MARUTA VS ANNA MATHEWS VS MARIANO FERNANDEZ
CPW TRIAD CHAMPIONSHIP
FINCH MARUTA VS ANNA MATHEWS VS MARIANO FERNANDEZ
CPW TRIAD CHAMPIONSHIP
The entire evening has been building to this point. Here, in this very ring, we will crown the first CPW champion. Finch, having already made his may into the ring via tightrope, waits as Mariano comes from the midway riding a go-kart, painted to look like a kart from Mario Kart! Once inside the ring, everyone in attendance is treated to something otherworldly. Ringside electricity begins to spark as if from nowhere. Then, a British telephone booth appears. From the booth steps Anna Mathews, the time lord. Manny and Finch aren't sure what to make of it. In fact, Manny swears he's seen it on television somewhere.
Apparently Anna considers that an insult because her first action is to punch Manny in the stomach. Manny, usually not the first to hit a woman, fires back with a chop to the chest. Finch comes from the top turnbuckle and hits a double falling elbow drop on both, taking them down. Anna is back up first and points to Finch. Finch looks around himself, as if self conscious. Manny comes from behind and rolls up Finch as he's confused. Anna doesn't let that slide, she breaks the pin and the three begin to brawl in the center of the ring. All three left their weapons at home this evening, which means the brawling here is fist on skin.
The brawling goes to the outside where Manny gets an idea. He quickly moves to Annas tardis and goes inside. Once inside Manny starts to mess with buttons, unsure of what any of them do. At the same time Anna and Finch have begun brawling into the crowd. Finch comes off the crowd barrier with an RVD like split legged moonsault. Anna moves to the side, barely dodging. Back in the Tardis, Manny has begun flipping switches. By now Anna has noticed but Finch won't let up. Anna has had enough. She snap suplexes Finch on the outside, begins kicking him dead in the heart and eventually hits the CAKE OF DEATH on Finch once the two are back in the ring.
More concerned with her Tardis, Anna doesn't attempt a pin. Instead she goes outside the ring. Manny steps from the Tardis just as Anna reaches him. Manny, quick thinking as always, is quick to moves out of the way. Anna trips into the Tardis and the door slams shut. Electricity fills the ringside area as Anna's tardis disappears as quickly as it appeared.
Back in the ring Finch is up. With Anna out of the picture, Finch and Manny lock up. Manny hits a basic bodyslam followed by a leg drop. After a few minutes of striking offense on Finch, Manny pulls the highflyer to his feet and Pele Kick! Finch is down, Manny goes to the top rope and comes off with a Dragon Screw. Pin. Kickout by Finch. The two are up, with Manny favoring his leg. Brawling again, to the delight of the carny fans. This goes on until both men are sweaty, bruised and bloody. Eventually, Finch sweeps Manny's injured leg. Finch goes to the top rope and comes down with a double knee straight on Manny's face for the three!
After the match is over, it's announced Manny will be the first challenger for the Uncensored Championship while Anna, should she return from her trip through space and time, will face for the Heritage Championship.
-WINNER: FINCH MARUTA(c)-
-BUT WHERE IS ANNA?-
We open to a black landscape. The dirt is dark as night, in the distance we can see fires burning bright and the shimering lights of a carnival. Eventually we're close enough to the carnival to see a CPW sign. Screams of pain fill the air, trouble screams. Bodies are held up by pikes, impaled as if by Vlad himself. We hear the sick, wicked laughter of a deranged woman. Then, we see it. A destroyed wrestling ring, and inside is a woman. A woman wearing a sliver mask with Mayan writing upon it. Her eyes glow a deep red, as if she were possessed by a demon. Hanging from her waist are three masked heads. The heads of Styx, Junior and Incognito.
As she stands there, three wrestlers make their way towards the ring. Finch Maruta, Manny and Caleb Houston. Suddenly there is the same spark of energy, directly besides the ring, which signals the arrival of Anna Mathews. It's not long before Anna's Tardis poofs into being. The four wrestlers don't seem to notice as Anna steps from her Tardis. Immediately Anna realizes where she is.
Anna watches as Manny is quickly cut down by Mya, her face covered in the cursed Mayan mask. Manny goes down from a fist through the chest. Caleb is next, cut in half by a swift kick. Then all that's left is Finch. Finch tries to fight, but he too is overpowered as the fires of Armageddon burn bright.
Anna watches, then once all three wrestlers have been taken out, she turns back to the Tardis and utters two words.
Anna: "Eff dat."
-TO BE CONTINUED!-